once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
*frantically slams button*
that’s like 93,889 too many
what is wrong with you people
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"
I see absolutely no downside to this.
Filming Sherlock Series 3 (2013)
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
IMAGINE IF TONY HAD ALLOWED THE GOVERNMENT ACCESS TO HIS IRON MAN SUITS
SENATOR STERN WANTED THE SUITS FOR HYDRA
HYDRA WITH HIGHLY WEAPONIZED SUITS
well thanks to natasha now the whole world has the blueprints and coding for all of tony’s tech so you know. but i’m sure nothing’s going to go wrong with that-
How do people end up in relationship after relationship after relationship and I can’t find a single person to even find me remotely interesting for a solid ten seconds?
I like globes that have the bumps on them for mountains. let me feel the earth, run my fingers over your himalayas, caress your inner alps